|gender fluid|perfect pansexual|so fucking single|Agnostic looking into Hindi
A gurl was chilling on the beach like nothing was wrong this this lady comes along and is like,
"I wants me a daughter."
She takes totally chill baby and then the baby was like,
"You the fuck are you?"
The lady could not understand the baby for she did not speak her language.
Meanwhile on the beach:
Satan our most heavenly ruler had to go take a giant dump and told his daughter not to fucking run off. The baby was on chill levels with her father and was like,
"Wha ever just take yo shit."
So he took his shit and when he went back to the beach he saw that his baby girl was missing. At first he thought
that she wanted to play hide-and-seek and was hiding in some bush or something. Maybe his baby had taken a nice relaxing swim in the ocean or maybe some lava. For these are common things that babies do. Satan could not his baby so he lept into hookers body to search for child.
With the 'Mother and Child':
This baby was fed up with this ladys bullshit. First the lady was like,
"You don't have a name so i'm gonna give you one." This babys name was Elizabeth. Liz (since Elizabeth is a long ass name) was like,
"No I don't want this lame ass name!"
But the lady could not understand her. This lady thought she was hungry and tried to feed her. But Liz would not eat lame ass mom milk. She wanted a cold glass of whiskey but alas did not receive one.
So this lady took Liz home And since then Satan has not been able to find his child.
(I don't care what you call me by tbh)